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  • Joined the USC Class of 2014 Group on Facebook and now a bunch of creepy Asian guys are hitting on me. FML.

    July 23, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: -1

     

  • i love usc; but while movies get shot at UCLA, people get shot around our neighborhood

    July 23, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +2 / -1

     

  • I applied for Birnkrant, New, and North on my freshman housing application. I was assigned to Trojan Hall. FML.

    May 26, 2010 | 2 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +4 / -0

     

    • JassiMostru 8:54 pm on June 4, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      Hi
      Very nice and intrestingss story.

    • jon 11:30 pm on June 13, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      me too. im fucking pissed and trying to get reassigned.

  • Last final tomorrow and I’ve lost all will to study. Oh, did I say tomorrow? I meant today. It’s 6:02 AM. FML.

    May 10, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +2 / -1

     

  • My parents refuse to let me go to USC just because of the surrounding location. Now I’m stuck going to UCLA. FML

    April 20, 2010 | 2 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +9 / -8

     

    • Anonymous 10:59 pm on April 23, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      :/
      you’ll still have a wonderful time though, i’m sure

    • Anonymous 11:43 pm on April 28, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      welcome to ucla! go bruins!!!

  • Rejected by USC but I got into Yale. WTF?! FML.

    April 16, 2010 | 2 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +8 / -1

     

  • Unlike the poor sucker below me, I am accepting my Trustee Scholarship. I’ll say hi to the suntanning chicks for ya! MLIG

    April 11, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +5 / -1

     

  • I got the Trustee Scholarship at USC, but I chose Princeton instead. Now I get to take impossible classes in shitty weather, surrounded by ugly girls who don’t even have the courtesy to publicly suntan on our expansive lawn. FML!

    March 6, 2010 | 3 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +6 / -5

     

    • Anonymous 11:48 am on May 8, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      Don’t worry. I did the same thing with Berkeley

    • Princeton '12 8:07 pm on May 16, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      Oh they’ll suntan, but I wouldn’t call it a courtesy…

    • Princeton '11 8:09 am on June 9, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      Smart+Cute > Hot+Dumb. No offense, USC, I’m sure you’re smart. But my best friend is Engineer Barbie.

  • My dad said he wasn’t paying for my tuition here anymore because my little sister showed him all my party pics I was tagged in on Facebook…She said she was just mad because she recently got rejected from USC. FML!

    February 26, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +6 / -5

     

  • I went to hang out with the girl I like only to end up listening to her talk to the guy she likes for six hours straight nonstop. FML.

    February 21, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +8 / -0

     

  • I played Starcraft instead of study for my midterm, and some fucker was hacking. FML

    February 21, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +0 / -0

     

    • Kerrigan 4:38 pm on May 23, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      No you’re just a noob.

  • I’m a Bruin dating a Trojan…and I’m writing a post on uscfml.com. FML.

    February 9, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +19 / -5

     

    • Anonymous 12:18 pm on May 12, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      Suicide is your best option.

  • I came to Leavey late and had to take the only seat left… next to a Viterbi major. I can’t study with this stench. FML.

    February 9, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +5 / -4

     

  • I realized that I won’t graduate on time and will have to spend one extra year (and an additional $60K) because I was too busy getting laid instead of studying for my final which was the next morning. FML.

    February 5, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +12 / -5

     

  • Not only do I fail at school, but I fail at suicide. FML.

    February 5, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +4 / -22

     

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